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Mimsy, the Olive-Picking Monkey
5 May 1973
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I'm a fat childfree heterosexual sex-radical feminist female Atheist library slave with mild ADD, non-mild dysthymia, high blood pressure, wacky mood swings, an expensive therapist, and the occasional need to make funny faces in the mirror. I'm also single-and-looking, extremely funny ha-ha and somewhat funny weird, a firm believer in responsible hedonism, an amateur knitter, good-hearted but not always well-presented, a wannabe computer geek, a hopeless mushy romantic, an avid recreational sleeper, a recovering pack-rat, pierced, given to intense but short-lived obsessions, and often way too fond of talking about myself.

My Johari and Nohari say I'm awesome. Feel free to contribute to either (and to use a pseudonym).

You might want to leave now if any of the following bother you:
  • My nickname is derived from the character "Lucifer" of the Christian mythology, because Lucifer offered knowledge and questioned authority and I admire that (though I don't believe any "devil" actually exists)
  • I think out loud, so some of what I write is not fully formulated and occasionally I just talk completely out of my ass
  • I don't friend people just because they friend me
  • I think the whole concept of "swear words" is ridiculous, so I unapologetically swear like the proverbial longshoreman
  • I have no patience with homphobes, Christian/religious-supremacists, and hypocrites (if you find me being one, feel free to tell me)
  • I don't share lots of the conventional taboos about sex, so sometimes I "go there"
  • I'm obsessed with the relationship between Jack O'Neill and Daniel Jackson on "Stargate: SG-1." It's not just that they would look really hot fucking, though that certainly doesn't hurt.
  • I'm prone to starting discussions and not finishing them when my mind wanders
  • I have Dysthymic Disorder and when it's acting up I can be a real downer
  • I'm a complete wanker when I talk about music, especially when I get on a tear categorizing my mp3s

Image hosted by Photobucket.com is me in Lego and looks somewhat like me.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com is me in South Park style and looks JUST like me. Except I have legs.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com is me at my 30th birthday party, and my favorite picture of myself.

Finally, three of my favorite quotes:

"In the end, our society will be defined not only by what we create, but by what we refuse to destroy." -- John C. Sawhill

"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not the ignorance of knowledge, but the illusion of it." -- Stephen Hawking

"I hate tradition as an excuse, because sometimes tradition sucks. I don't care what people did 100 years ago or 50 years ago or 10 minutes ago, if it doesn't work for the way things are right now." -- me

Thank you for the heretical applause, I'll see you all in hell!

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